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Post by Moonstar on Oct 11, 2006 21:04:53 GMT -5
This is a Staples commercial I made for fun.
*Fireheart approaches Tigerstar.* Fireheart: Alright, let's end this! *Scourge and Tigerstar start laughing.* Fireheart: *Bewildered* What? Tigerstar: We've just taeken over the forest! Scourge: You should've used you easy button!
*Fireheart awakes from his dream and presses his easy button.* Fireheart: That was easy.
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Post by Shadowstar on Dec 11, 2006 18:41:16 GMT -5
lol I like it. Hm, you receive: your own Twoleg for a pet! Congrats! *Hands over the Twoleg.*
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Post by Moonstar on Dec 11, 2006 19:03:09 GMT -5
*Stares in lovestruck awe at the site of a pet he can torture play with.* Thank you! I'll hug him, an' squeeze him, an' name him George!
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Post by Shadowstar on Dec 11, 2006 19:31:11 GMT -5
*Nods in pure enjoyment.* Want to meet my Twoleg pet!? *Pulls out his Twoleg named Trevor.* He's already trained to stalk other Twoleg's. *Sets Trevor down to play with George.*
OOC So random! ;D
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Post by Moonstar on Dec 11, 2006 20:09:02 GMT -5
Really? Well isn't that nice. *George blinks.* What are these cats doing?
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Post by Shadowstar on Dec 12, 2006 7:03:10 GMT -5
*Shrugs.* They're taking over the world.
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Post by Moonstar on Dec 12, 2006 15:08:59 GMT -5
Taking over the world? That might be inconvenient.
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Post by Shadowstar on Dec 12, 2006 16:37:42 GMT -5
What does it matter? My master says I'll get a seat on the royal throne when they take over the world. *Eats a berry.*
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Post by Runningfoot on Dec 12, 2006 18:20:11 GMT -5
nice.
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Post by Moonstar on Sept 5, 2007 21:21:07 GMT -5
Another one I thought of. If you like Darkstripe a lot, I wouldn't read this.
Lots of lumber: $50 *OOC Moonstar walks by stumbling over a huge load of lumber.* Tools: $25. *OOC Moonstar returns lugging a large red toolbox.* Building a catapult: Pain. *OOC Moonstar hits her thumb with a hammer while building...a thing.* (OOC Moonstar: Ow!) Giant Rock: $35 *OOC Moonstar pushes a ginormous rock toward the new catapult.* Hitting Darkstripe with a giant boulder... *Darkstripe walks by whistling when...Splat!. The ginormous rock we saw earlier lands on him.* Priceless. *Shows OOC Moonstar rolling on her back laughing.* There are some things money can't buy. For crushing cats you hate, there's mastercard.
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Post by Moonaystaw on Sept 7, 2007 15:28:20 GMT -5
Two more.
Spottedleaf: It was a message from StarClan...Fire alone will save our Clan... *All of the ThunderClan camp bursts into flamess* Wanna get away? Southwest airline (You are now free to move about the country.)
Sandstorm: I know you love me Firestar, but is that enough? Don't you wish Spottedleaf was with you right now? Firestar: Um...*grabs a Twix and stuffs it in his mouth. He says something unintelligable.* Need a moment? Chew it up with Twix.
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Post by Moonstar on Sept 10, 2007 19:41:17 GMT -5
I can't remember what company it was advertised for, but I know it's some sort of car insurance...the "Don't let this happen to you commercials." This is one I wrote:
Fireheart: Where's Ravenpaw? We need him to request the peace talk with Bluestar and Tallstar. *Meanwhile... Ravenpaw stares in dismay at a red car...that has all four tires flat.* Don't let this happen to you!
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Post by Runningfoot on Dec 16, 2007 18:19:58 GMT -5
OMG, those are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Runningfoot on Jan 4, 2008 15:20:09 GMT -5
wow. i'm blank!I cann't think of 1
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