Post by Moonstar on Jun 4, 2007 21:16:06 GMT -5
I'll have a saner one later, but for now:
Moonstar’s cry for his mate resounded through the forest. Now he stood glowering at Grayfrost, the ShadowClan deputy, and the RiverClan traitor Ravenpelt.
“You knew she was my mate…and you told her about the date with Stormfur sweepstakes. Something you knew no she-cat could pass up!” He growled. Grayfrost and Ravenpelt just laughed cruelly. Brook Where Small Fish Swim, appeared, and buried her nose in his flank.
“I feel your pain Moonstar. Stormfur ran off with Birchclaw, so we can run off with each other.” Moonstar licked her cheek gently.
“Yes, let’s, and to DarkClan with Snowpaw and Rainpaw!” He growled.
“So you’ll abandon them, like your other kit?” A voice growled. Icefur stepped out of the shadows. “You knew I was your son, but you ignored me and thought you could get away with it, didn’t ya? Didn’t ya?” He snarled. “Now it’s time to pay!” Moonstar got to his knees (how he did that as a cat, I don’t know) and blubbered for forgiveness. Icefur laughed coldly, but then laughed hysterically. “This is fine, Lostshadow!” A scarred black and white she-cat appeared, and stopped short when she saw Ravenpelt.
“Dad! How’s Mom?” She asked.
“You killed Mom, remember?”
“Oh. Right. Well, you killed Hate and Vengeance!”
“Fine. Were even.”
“OK.”
Suddenly, Tigerstripe appeared, and for some reason, Cedarpaw was with him.
“Dude, has anyone seen Berrypaw?” He asked. Cedarpaw looked at him sympathetically.
“Forbidden relationships, man? Same trouble with me.”
“Really?”
“Yah. Runningfoot’s a medicine cat, and I love her. Oops, you weren’t supposed to know about it.” Nightkit appeared for some unknown reason, scowling.
“MOMMY! DADDY! MOONSTAR HATES ME!!!!!!!!” He wailed.
“Nightkit! Come to Granddaddy!”
“You’re ugly!”
“What! You’ve my appearance, bub!”
“I do? WAAAHHH!” Gingerfur then appeared, yelling at Moonstar for forgetting about her. Grayfrost rolled his eyes.
“Can I see one non-dysfunctional family?” He screeched. Icefur wrapped his tail around Lostshadow’s shoulders.
“We have an awesome relationship, right baby?”
“I think Batwing’s cute, actually…joking!” She insisted at Icefur’s look. Duke and Rosemary appeared.
“We have the best relationship, right schmoopie?”
“Yesh, shcoompie?” Grayfrost sobbed quietly, praying that the author would die a sudden, tragic, painful death.
Moonstar’s cry for his mate resounded through the forest. Now he stood glowering at Grayfrost, the ShadowClan deputy, and the RiverClan traitor Ravenpelt.
“You knew she was my mate…and you told her about the date with Stormfur sweepstakes. Something you knew no she-cat could pass up!” He growled. Grayfrost and Ravenpelt just laughed cruelly. Brook Where Small Fish Swim, appeared, and buried her nose in his flank.
“I feel your pain Moonstar. Stormfur ran off with Birchclaw, so we can run off with each other.” Moonstar licked her cheek gently.
“Yes, let’s, and to DarkClan with Snowpaw and Rainpaw!” He growled.
“So you’ll abandon them, like your other kit?” A voice growled. Icefur stepped out of the shadows. “You knew I was your son, but you ignored me and thought you could get away with it, didn’t ya? Didn’t ya?” He snarled. “Now it’s time to pay!” Moonstar got to his knees (how he did that as a cat, I don’t know) and blubbered for forgiveness. Icefur laughed coldly, but then laughed hysterically. “This is fine, Lostshadow!” A scarred black and white she-cat appeared, and stopped short when she saw Ravenpelt.
“Dad! How’s Mom?” She asked.
“You killed Mom, remember?”
“Oh. Right. Well, you killed Hate and Vengeance!”
“Fine. Were even.”
“OK.”
Suddenly, Tigerstripe appeared, and for some reason, Cedarpaw was with him.
“Dude, has anyone seen Berrypaw?” He asked. Cedarpaw looked at him sympathetically.
“Forbidden relationships, man? Same trouble with me.”
“Really?”
“Yah. Runningfoot’s a medicine cat, and I love her. Oops, you weren’t supposed to know about it.” Nightkit appeared for some unknown reason, scowling.
“MOMMY! DADDY! MOONSTAR HATES ME!!!!!!!!” He wailed.
“Nightkit! Come to Granddaddy!”
“You’re ugly!”
“What! You’ve my appearance, bub!”
“I do? WAAAHHH!” Gingerfur then appeared, yelling at Moonstar for forgetting about her. Grayfrost rolled his eyes.
“Can I see one non-dysfunctional family?” He screeched. Icefur wrapped his tail around Lostshadow’s shoulders.
“We have an awesome relationship, right baby?”
“I think Batwing’s cute, actually…joking!” She insisted at Icefur’s look. Duke and Rosemary appeared.
“We have the best relationship, right schmoopie?”
“Yesh, shcoompie?” Grayfrost sobbed quietly, praying that the author would die a sudden, tragic, painful death.